Salmon God Sweatshirt
$34.99 USD
No mere mortal could ever dare hope to wear this shirt. Seriously, did you see the skeleton on the front? That's what happens when a normie attempts to put this on. But you? You are no normie. You're a legend amongst men. A scale above the rest, you are the Salmon God. Glory be within your name, as I, Ursen Dot Live, hold you above the rest. May you live your days in fishy godliness.
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S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
100% Cotton
Small Print on Front, Large Print is on the Back
A Kiss, blown directly into the box, to show my whole-hearted affection.
